035: 2022 Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix [Pt. 3 of 4]

Day 03 Saturday – Quality Quali

Steering clear of gate 1 and returning to the tried and true gate on the first day, I made my way through with ease. But wait… where am I going to actually spectate within my plebeian peasant GA limits? A lot of the GA areas were along straight sections of the track and if it wasn’t, they’d be on flat ground. Those sections sucked since the F1 cars are so low, you can’t even see much past the barriers — maybe the T-Cams and intake at most.

F1 track marshals discussing
shell vpower supercar beached in gravel
track marshals cleaning track of gravel
track marshal sweeping gravel
track marshal walking with broom
intervention marshal with blower machine
intervention marshal with sunnies sweeping

The majority of the morning was spent trekking along, with some wasted time spent on the inside of the track; just like what war is good for, there was absolutely nothing. Crossing the overarching walkways to return to the outside, the feeling of defeat was starting to sink in. There wasn’t a decent spot… That was until we made it to turns three and four. It wasn’t until the B-series were over did I actually get a proper view of the action. Where I was situated, the cars would be heard coming down the straight, come into view as they braked and entered the corner, then quickly exited out of view by ramping on the accelerator; it was a pretty good spot. Many thousands of photos were taken — 80% of which were unfocused and useless, of course.

Having said that, it wasn’t entirely peaches and rainbows. It was hard to follow the overall event with the coverage display off in the distance at an awkward, neck-breaking angle. The closest toilets were exclusively for the grandstand ticket holders, so I’d lose time walking a kilometre and a half out, then lose even more time waiting for toilets being occupied from five different areas probably. Terrible planning.

Just an onslaught of images from here

bob jane tmarts porsche
bob jane tmarts porsche
front of Porsche Carrera GT3
front of Porsche Carrera GT3
vcm performance porsche
bob jane tmarts monster wheels porsche
sptools porsche
red and white livery porsche
plain blue and pink livery porsche
printech porsche
bremtec brakes bob jane tmarts porsche
monster wheels bob jane tmarts porsche
objective porsche on flatbed of truck
two race porsche rubbing bumpers
three racing porsches in sequence
psa group porsche
hastings deering cat porsche
two racing porsches
two racing porsches

I love what the teams have done with their cars this year. Unique interpretations of the regulations and they just look amazing — probably the best they've looked since the introduction of the hybrid era. Is what I would've said if it weren't for them disgustingly ugly wheel covers. Gone are the beautiful O.Z wheels and in were the new BBS eighteen inchers. Mind you, these wheels don't look half bad. Except that they're hidden away by some tacky manhole cover looking thing. They're so gaudy and make the cars look equipped with spare wheels. It's as bad as the time the F1 cars sported those schlong nose cones.

Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Lando Norris Mclaren F1
F1 Williams of Alex Albon
F1 Zhou Guanyu alfa romeo
Sebastian Vettel Aston Martin Max Verstappen Red Bull
F1 Aston Martin Sebastian Vettel
front wheel of F1 car of Red Bull

Sooooo uggo

Max Verstappen in Red Bull F1 taking apex
Sergio Perez Red Bull F1
back half of Sebastian Vettel Aston Martin F1
close up of side Ferrari F1 Charles Leclerc
close up Lewis Hamilton F1 AMG Mercedes
close up Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Fernando Alonso Alpine F1
Zhou Guanyu alfa romeo F1
Max Verstappen F1 Red Bull
Yuki Tsunoda Alpha Tauri F1
Daniel Ricciardo Mclaren F1
Williams F1 Goatifi
Mick Schumacher Haas F1
Ferrari F1 Charles Leclerc
Daniel Ricciardo F1 Mclaren
Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Fernando Alonso F1 Alpine
Sergio Perez F1 Red Bull
Williams F1 Alex Albon
sidepod and engine cover of Red Bull F1
Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Alpha Tauri foreground alfa romeo background
Pierre Gasly Alpha Tauri F1
Fernando Alonso F1 Alpine
Yuki Tsunoda F1 Alpha Tauri
side view Mick Schumacher F1 Haas
Yuki Tsunoda in Alpha Tauri F1
Kevin Magnussen in Haas F1
Lance Stroll in F1 Aston Martin
Max Verstappen in F1 Red Bull
Alex Albon in F1 Williams
Kevin Magnussen in Haas F1
Charles Leclerc in F1 Ferrari
Fernando Alonso in Alpine F1
George Russell in AMG Mercedes F1
Fernando Alonso in Alpine F1
George Russell in Mercedes AMG F1
George Russell in Mercedes AMG F1
Pierre Gasly Alpha Tauri F1
Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Alpha Tauri Pierre Gasly F1
Williams F1 Alex Albon
Aston Martin F1 Lance Stroll
Lewis Hamilton in Mercedes AMG F1
Williams F1 Alex Albon
Mick Schumacher in the gravel Haas F1
Lance Stroll Aston Martin F1
Goatifi Williams F1
Fernando Alonso Alpine F1
Mick Schumacher F1 Haas
Alex Albon F1 Williams
Charles Leclerc Ferrari F1
Pierre Gasly Alpha Tauri F1

Supercars intermission

truck assist Holden Supercar
Shell vpower Ford Supercar
Subway Holden Supercar
Ampol Red Bull Holden Supercar
two Ford Supercars
two Holden Supercars
Monster Energy Ford Supercar
Castrol Ford Supercar
Tradie Ford Supercar
Penrite Ford Supercar
Optus Holden Supercar
Shell vpower Ford Supercar
Boost mobile Holden Supercar

Back to the scheduled F1 programming

Williams F1 car

uuuuuuuuugggggggggoo wheels

Sergio Perez in Red Bulll F1
F1 Haas Mick Schumacher
Williams F1 Alex Albon
F1 Haas Kevin Schumacher
Fernando Alonso F1 Alpine
Max Verstappen F1 Red Bull
Alex Albon Williams F1
Ferrari F1 Charles Leclerc
Lewis Hamilton F1 Mercedes AMG
Fernando Alonso Alpine F1
Daniel Ricciardo F1 Mclaren
Alpha Tauri and Mercedes AMG F1
Hamilton Mercedes AMG F1
Goatifi Williams F1
Stroll Aston Martin F1
Russell Mercedes AMG F1
Sebastian Vettel Aston Martin F1
Williams F1 Alex Albon
Mick Schumacher Haas F1
Esteban Ocon Alpine F1
Zhou Guanyu alfa romeo F1
Esteban Ocon Alpine F1
Sebastian Vettel Aston Martin F1
Lewis Hamilton Mercedes AMG F1
Mick Schumacher Haas F1
Alpha Tauri Pierre Gasly F1
Esteban Ocon F1 Alpine
Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Lewis Hamilton Mercedes AMG F1
Mick Schumacher Haas F1
Ferrari Carlos Sainz Jr F1
Lando Norris F1 Mclaren
Sergio Perez Red Bull F1
Fernando Alonso Alpine F1
Lando Norris Mclaren F1
Alpha Tauri Pierre Gasly F1
Ferrari Carlos Sainz Jr F1
Alpha Tauri Yuji Tsunoda F1
Carlos Sainz Jr Ferrari F1
Valtteri Bottas F1 alfa romeo
George Russell F1 Mercedes AMG
Haas F1 Mick Schumacher
Alpha Tauri Pierre Gasly F1
Fernando Alonso F1 Alpine
Valtteri Bottas alfa romeo F1
Yuki Tsunoda F1 Alpha Tauri
Lando Norris Mclaren F1
George Russell F1 Mercedes AMG
Mick Schumacher F1 Haas
Esteban Ocon F1 Alpine
Carlos Sainz Jr Ferrari F1
Red Bull Racing F1 Sergio Perez
Charles Leclerc Ferrari F1
Mclaren F1 Daniel Ricciardo
Esteban Ocon Alpine F1
Max Verstappen Red Bull F1
two Mercedes AMG F1 cars
Red Bull F1 Max Verstappen
Sergio Perez in Red Bull
Sergio Perez in Red Bull F1

Regardless of these shortcomings, I was very pleased that I found a decent spot and couldn’t wait to return for the race. Really heavy with the images in this one, but if you managed to trudge this far, thank you for reading.